Guy in suit explaining to stranger why he's wearing a suit: One of our mission statements is fucking integrity. –Barcelona Bar, 8th & 55th Suit: Look, if I wanted to deal with your problems, I'd become a veterinarian! –M04 Bus, Uptown Skinny Asian female suit to business associate: Don't squeeze my muffin top! –Indian Restaurant, Midtown Suit on cell exiting airplane: This could be serious. We may need a waffle iron. –JFK Airport Overheard by: Context Is Everything