50-something man to friends: Tequila… I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I ended up in a gun fight. And I didn't have a gun. –Bar, Brooklyn Heights Overheard by: Not Drinking Tequila Suit to another: Did I tell you the machine-gun story? Last night, while I was at work… –Houston & Bowery Overheard by: Gemalina McFly Man to another: I am glad you came with me so you can be a witness when they try to shoot me. –Union Square Park Police officer to another: Is the guy in the coonskin hat authorized to carry a musket on the subway? –67th St & Park Ave Overheard by: hngryDavy Eight-year-old boy, pointing at mannequin: Die, fashion lady! Bang! Bang! Bang! –Kohl's, Queens Overheard by: Stako