Thug: Yo, why you gotta be so introspective, bro? –Union Square College guy, to five-year-old girl while on cell: Stop talking, you're spitting chocolate everywhere. Anyway, what I was saying is it has to be a metaphysical process… –Cafe near Fordham University Overheard by: Stephanie Student to friend: I have a metaphysical hangover. –Library, Sarah Lawrence College Overheard by: Knudt High school student to friend: "Retroactive," that's like when you do something backwards. –D Train Overachieving high school student: If you need a harmony minion, I'm your girl. –M96 Crosstown Bus