Woman examining long hair on her chin: I'm gonna pluck this sucker! –Ikea Cafeteria, Brooklyn Overheard by: J Preteen skater boy to preteen skater friends: I don't want to go to a shitty spa, I want to go to a good spa. –10th St & Ave A Overheard by: TeddySmalls Drunk girl in bathroom to friends: Like, okay, I really can't be too hungover for tomorrow. I have to get my hair bleached. –Irish Exit, 52nd & 2nd Overheard by: alicia Waxer, waving brightly at departing client: Bye bye! Sorry about the torture! –Day Spa, 33rd St. Overheard by: Ladle