Teen girl to friend: My poem is "Santa Claus is coming to town." It's all about anal! –Nice Guy Eddie's Boyfriend to girlfriend: Look, I know you love anal sex, but… –23rd & Broadway Young suit to another: Tell her you've had anal with hotter chicks with a better attitude… –Hairy Monk, 25th & 3rd Overheard by: Francis Guy deep in conversation, looking up and sniffing: Smells like anal sex. –30 Rock