Skinny hipster: Well, I only say "amateur taxidermist" because he only takes the animal apart and freezes it, but he doesn't actually stuff it. –Brooklyn Overheard by: curious Man to girlfriend, watching penguins frolic in water: Wow, it's almost as if they're birds that can swim. –Central Park Zoo, Penguin House 20-something to kid: I think sauntering is something horses do, and moseying is something that… walruses do. –D Train Hipster guy to friend: Now I'm the two turtles fucking guy! –Theatre District