Tall female law school know-it-all: You'll do fine on his exam as long as you memorize the notes he gives in class –I mean, like, word for word– and then just reverberate it all! –Uptown 1 Train Overheard by: Suze Volchok Irate conductor to chatty foursome: Next trip you should not ride in the quiet car; I explained to you before that there's no conversating. –Amtrak Train Overheard by: Rose Fox Woman to friend: My laugh is going straight to my abdominable area, it's hilarious! –16th & 8th, Chelsea Overheard by: Katherine Wallace Girl in mid teens looking at sign that reads "Chilean flamingos": Mami, they're Chilalean fingos! –Bronx Zoo Overheard by: Kaitlen Woman on cell: Oh, was he spayded? Did he get spayded? (pause) He was a she? –42nd & Woodland Overheard by: Jo USP Girl on phone: Listen, it's just a pigment of your imagination… of course he's a man. –110th & Amsterdam Overheard by: Oona