Mother to toddler: So you wanna play with Jesus, huh? (pause, then sigh) Well, I don't think Jesus is around today… Not in the East Village, anyway. –6th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Pedro Drunken 40-something: It's cool because Jesus said it. Fuck them all! –65th & 1st 12-year-old boy in Catholic school uniform on cell: I'm only going if Jesus Christ is going, and I don't think Jesus Christ is over on Flatbush. –5th Ave, Park Slope Walking guy: Can we at least agree that Jesus would have a hard time getting on a plane today? –Prospect Park, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ladle Five-year-old: No one cares about Jesus! –Museum of Modern Art