Dad to kids: Polar bears are actually quite dangerous… Yeah, they're like the leading cause of death in Alaska. –Central Park Zoo Overheard by: Amy Girl at equipment desk to male coworker: Yeah, I get it… You don't want to get into it. It's like sticking your dick in a bear trap! –Palladium Gym Tourist, watching Tennessee old time string band: It reminds me of Disney Land… Where the bears are. Let's go. –Union Square Drunk college kid to friend: Dude! I feel like a polar bear who just realized that his life is meaningless! –C Train Overheard by: smorell93