Neo-yuppie on future phone: I'm not sure who got naked first, it might have been me. But the next thing I know, she's puking, and her boyfriend walks in. Yeah, you're right… I should quit smoking weed. –Chelsea Overheard by: reefer addict Office girl: He was completely naked and covered in poo, and he was yelling out texts in different languages. –Danspace Project, 10th St Overheard by: Katarina Loud obnoxious woman: I saw her boobies and I saw her hoo-ha! I knocked on the bathroom door and she said "come in," and I asked her if that meant she was prepared and covered. Apparently she thought being covered meant having a washcloth on her belly. –33rd St & Park Ave Overheard by: TR 30-something shady guy on cell: I'd totally get naked, you know, to make money, if there wasn't a bunch of gay guys involved. –Church & Chambers