Respectable-looking father to very young daughter: I drink it all the time… I love Four Loko, shit gets you fucked up. –Upper West Side Overheard by: Jaz 50-something suit: If I need a break from alcohol, I drink water. And by water I mean beer. And by beer I mean whiskey. And by whiskey I mean vodka. –9th St & Broadway Overheard by: Keith Man, eating: You know, I don't really like to drink water… I mean, it's okay. –Chinatown Thug: Yo, does anyone have any water? I got mad Loko on my hands and mad Loko on my shoes. –Central Park, The Ramble Young girl walking really fast: I know he's gay! But he's open to artificial insemination or copious amounts of vodka. –39th St & 6th Ave