Giant guy on cell: Yeah, so then I had to undress in front of the biggest goddamn spider in the world. I swear it was judging my dick. (pause) You think my wife'll be pissed? –Outside Central Park Precinct Man on cell: Have the camels gone under the mountain? –45th & 6th Chatty woman tourist: Well, we see ants all the time… at our hotel! –Ant Exhibit, Rain Forest, Central Park Zoo Overheard by: Susan Volchok Woman, about going to Africa: We'll take the dogs with us and feed them to the lions. –1250 Broadway High school girl: I used to think Easter was because a bunny ate a rabbit. –Seasonal Aisle, Rite Aid