Middle-aged woman: I've had three pregnancies so far this year! –Union Square Classy gal to friend: I said, "listen bitch, I would beat you up, but you're fucking pregnant!" –Forest Hills Overheard by: astoria mets fan Ghetto girl to another: I don't know how it happened! He pulls out all the time! –Uptown 1 Train Overheard by: Chris Harmison Overweight girl: I wish I was pregnant again. They treat you special when you're pregnant. –W 39th St