Bearded nerd walking into comic book store: Don't even start arguing with me about Star Wars, man. You're not gonna win. –Forbidden Planet, Union Square Comic-Con goer: I don't think I could eat a pikachu. –Jacob K. Javits Center, Midtown Nerdy girl on cell: I don't care how good you are at black ops! I'm screwing a dungeon master, that gives me twice as much nerd cred as you! –Grand Central Nerd guy: My type is basically anyone who is flirting with me. –Park Ave & 26th St Overheard by: Ted