Elementary school girl to father: You know I was so popular in first grade that I used Pamela's technique from kindergarten and had different people sit with me on different days of week. –B67 Bus Overheard by: never had this problem 8-year-old boy sitting on coin-operated kiddie horse ride: If this was El Toro, my wiener would really hurt! –Forest Hills Overheard by: Rachel Young child in public restroom, watching mother dry hands under electric dryer: Mommy, do we have to pay for air? –5th Ave & 23rd St Overheard by: Jenica Little girl with blank stare to no one in particular: Don't push me, you bastard! –PATH Station Overheard by: AdHoculi Four-year-old girl: Mary had a little lamb… but I ate it! –Penn Station