Pregnant girl: If I knew having a kid would be this hard, I would've started taking it in the ass. –Bond St 30-something woman: No, Luke, third base is not anal. –170th St Overheard by: meg Angry hobo, after being ignored: Just bein' friendly! They misconstrued friendly for butt sex. –145th & St. Nicholas Dad to infant son having rectal temperature taken: Wow, look at him, just sitting there taking it. You really are Greek! –Pediatric Emergency Room, Brooklyn Overheard by: laughing parent