Young guy on subway: Yo, I watch VH1 all the time! That's how I know so much about the past. –1 Train Man on cell: Going to see the David Letterman show is no big deal. Trust me! –West 49th St Overheard by: Michael Aggressive-looking Bronx chick to friend: And the guy I'm fuckin' was like "yeah, I fucked Snooki once." I was like "you just ruined Jersey Shore for me! I'll never watch that show again. I can never look at Snooki the same!" –Downtown F Train Overheard by: Rose Black guy, abruptly, to nonplussed white girl walking by: You be watchin' Seinfeld at nine o'clock on the Family Channel? –Clinton & Washington Ave, Bed-Stuy