Preteen thug to friend: Yo, you gotta stop peeing in bottles and leaving them on the sidewalk, man! If you're gonna pee in it, at least drink it! –Central Park West & 96th Overheard by: Rose Fox Guy in clown costume: Come on, people, take mah pitcha! What I gotta do, piss mah pants? –7th Ave & 35th St Overheard by: Eve, who didn't take pitcha Teen: I had to pee like that today in class, but didn't want to leave. So yeah, I like your toilet, too. –L Train Overheard by: Katrin Old black woman on phone: What did I tell you? You can't trust a man who pisses on his hands. –Central Park Overheard by: anime_milkshake