Pretentious, fake man to pretentious, fake woman: But of course, Soho in the old days was so pretentious and fake… –Art Gallery, Chelsea Overheard by: Rose Fox Big blond tourist doof to grossly overweight wife who eyeballs every passenger: Yes, you'll see all kinds here. –Uptown 1 Train Overheard by: Suze Volchok British tourist : There's too many fucking tourists. –42nd St 30-something on cell: I hate it when people put labels on other people, it's just… so gay. –McCarren Park