Tourist, pointing at mural of USS Washington: Look, there's the Titanic. –Museum of American Indians Overheard by: francyne pelchar Female tourist at box office: Goodness, it's expensive to be cultured! –Pompeii Exhibit, Times Square Overheard by: Sarah Tourist mother on phone: Yeah we're at the Starbucks on Park Avenue, you know, south of the Brooklyn bridge? (pause) No, don't take the subway! That's dangerous, call a taxi. –Starbucks, Park Row Overheard by: that would be an expensive taxi ride Tourist girl to friend: Thank god our bodies don't completely turn off when we go to sleep or else people would be getting raped and murder all the time. Wanna see the shirt I got? –F Train