Man on Bluetooth headset: Well, like I said, we're not living in the real world anymore. We're living in New York City, where people can do whatever the fuck they want. –South 1st & Driggs Overheard by: Reuben and Nicki Hobo poet on train: Ladies and gents, a subway haiku for you: "New York subway map/ Manhattan flaccid penis/Brooklyn/Queens scrotum." –2 Express Train Suit on cell: I haven't been in the city in so long, it feels so good to be back. I missed New York City more than I missed my ex girlfriend of three years. –34th St Macy's Guy on public telephone near gate: Yeah, that's why I gotta leave Manhattan: everybody knows me here. –Midtown Port Authority Bus Terminal Overheard by: Kevin McCaffrey