Middle aged JAP, speedwalking: I'm either going to buy a hat or apply for a job! –57th & 6th Overheard by: Miss Shush Black man in dreads wearing a suit: You know how they say terrorists wear Casio watches? I guess that makes me the accountant for Al Qaeda. –Central Park Clueless woman, on Philip Treacy hat: It's for a lamp! Yeah, it's a lampshade! –Alexander McQueen Exhibit, Costume Institute Younger man on cell: Fuck t-shirts! –W. Square Park