Hot girl to male friend: Do you want to go by Yves Saint Laurent and see the dress I would suck a thousand dicks for? –57th St & Madison Ave Guy to friend: Pop a couple, that shit'll get ya dick up! –Broadway & 36th St Overheard by: Mikhail Crazy man yelling in station to cops: Do you got two dicks and one ball? Cuz I got one dick and two balls! –6 Train Guy shouting into cell: Fuck! Now my dick's gonna be stuck to the wrapper! –West Village