Girl, approaching police officer: Is this street blocked off too? Can I go through here?
Cop: Yes and no, you can't.
Girl: Are you fucking kidding me?! You motherfuckers! This is ridiculous! Fuck you, guys!
(stares at cop and runs, comes back, five minutes later)
Girl to cop: So, uh, is the 1 uptown running?
(cop nods)
Girl, sweetly: Okay, well, thank you! (under breath) Assholes. (looks back and runs downstairs laughing) –WTC