Drunk college guy #1, looking at phone: What the fuck?! We are nowhere near Houston Street! Houston Street is so far from here!
Drunk college guy #2, grabbing phone from friend: Say what? No way! There's no way we're going there.
Drunk college guy #1: Dude, call him right now and tell him we are not walking all the way to fuckin Houston Street. –W. 4th St Overheard by: sternie