Thug, yelling: What you know about antioxidants, son?

–Times Square

Thug to pigeon walking in his path: Yo, move dawg! (pause) Move, nigga!

–Broadway & 17th St

Overheard by: Laughing my ass off

Thug on sample iPhone, in Apple store: Look, you stay on your side of town and I'll stay on my side of town.

–58th & 5th

Overheard by: Caset

Thug on cell: No! Don't interrupt me, man. Don't interrupt me, nigga, I'm trying to tell you how to cook a casserole!

–Downtown 1 Train

Overheard by: Connor A.