Big black man to little Asian man: An ass like that, now that's healthy.

–45th & 3rd

Overheard by: Jo

Sister to another holding up a pair of shorts: That ass and those hips got no business in there.

–14th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: John

Man on phone: Why do you think I have my tongue up Maurice's ass?

–Starbucks, 110th & Broadway

Overheard by: Jon Edelman

First grader to mother, about classmates: I don't know what this means, but they said they like my butt.

–Chambers St