Big black man to little Asian man: An ass like that, now that's healthy. –45th & 3rd Overheard by: Jo Sister to another holding up a pair of shorts: That ass and those hips got no business in there. –14th St & 2nd Ave Overheard by: John Man on phone: Why do you think I have my tongue up Maurice's ass? –Starbucks, 110th & Broadway Overheard by: Jon Edelman First grader to mother, about classmates: I don't know what this means, but they said they like my butt. –Chambers St