Girl to gay friend, after conversation about pretty girls in their grade: She's not ugly, but her mustache is starting to piss me off. –Nostrand Ave Overheard by: Jess Loud woman on cell: I swear, his mustache just fell off! –Dean & Deluca Overheard by: Jeggy 10-year-old girl with fake mustache to brother: When you wear the mustache, the mustache possesses you. –Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: nefariousfaery Girl on cell: So I started a mustache blog. (pause) Hold on, I'll tell you about it in a sec. I'm in Williamsburg and I don't want anyone to steal my idea. –Bedford Ave & 3rd St