Guy to friend: You can't expect to get away with killing someone when everyone knows who you's is. –N Line Overheard by: Math Fool Guy: Remember when we found that dead body? –Union Square Overheard by: Asizzle Boyfriend, to girlfriend: Look, the train is coming. You better stop or I'm gonna murder-suicide yo' ass. –Uptown 4 Train Overheard by: Julie Teenage preppy catholic schoolgirl on pink bedazzled iPhone: Oh, please, like I'm gonna wait for that bitch to roll over and die and hope she wills it to me. I want her Prada, and I want it now. I'm a New Yorker–I know how to get what I want! –Park Ave & 57th St Overheard by: Kirsten