Stern, fashionable Asian girl on cell: Uhm… Okay, okay, you can come over. (pause) But look, no crying!

–6th St & 1st

20-something girl on cell: I haven't cried that hard since the first time I saw Armageddon.

–F Train

Hipster: I haven't seen another guy cry since I was, like, a child, and I hit somebody in the head.

–Bleecker & Cornelia

Overheard by: Harriet Vane

Girl on cell: What's she crying for? It's not like she got hit with the chair.

–Staten Island Ferry Terminal

Overheard by: Kevin