20-something male office worker to female coworker: We haven't had sex yet, and it's been one month. What is this, the 1920s? –Bryant Park Man to friend: I don't need a nanny. But if I did, I'd hire a guy that looked like Mr Belvedere. Ain't nobody sexin' Mr Belvedere. –6 Train Seventeen-year-old girl to friend: He doesn't believe in premarital sex and he's a teenage boy. I just want to have lots and lots of sex! (pauses) Oh my god, am I grimy? Am I turning into a slut? –F Train Overheard by: Grimy? Middle aged woman: I am not putting out tonight. –49th & Broadway Overheard by: Airbags