Man screaming on phone: If you got kids and you're not gonna let the uncle know… That ain't right! –Forest Hills, Queens Overheard by: Sara Suit on cell: I punched my daughter in the fucking head yesterday. –Hudson & Vandam Overheard by: Alex Girl to guy: Yeah… My sister's autistic, so we went to Disney World a lot… –Soho Overheard by: Benf Balding overweight preppy player, holding golf clubs: Dude, I had sex with her twin sister and it was by far better than the other one man. –Meatpacking District