Guy to friend: He's a super-skinny black guy who spent the sixties, like, taking his sister's birth control pills. –Orchard & Stanton Overheard by: Tk Tired-sounding middle-aged man: Hopefully by now she's had her tubes tied and she's stopped reproducing. –Cornell Medical Center 40-something man on cell: Well, I just had my vasectomy reversed. –8th St & Broadway Girl walking out of dorm: Okay, so let's just focus on lubrication. We've already got plenty of protection… –Pratt Institute