Gay man yelling into phone: It wasn't karaoke, it was just straight people horribleness! –9th & 51st Overheard by: He was probably right Girl to store owner: I need something to go with my outfit, but… (whispers) I'm not gay, so… –Christopher & Bleecker Overheard by: Nancy Girl to gay friend: I knew I was straight when I first saw a picture of Leonardo di Caprio. –Outside The Angelika Overheard by: Laura Tween girl to another, while each grabs her own breasts: No homo! No homo! –7th Ave