Young woman: I don't think hepatitis was a real disease. –Prospect Park Overheard by: Lawson Leong Drunk girl eating "cheese fries" chips: These things don't even try to taste like real cheese. They taste like Chernobyl. –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: white horse 20-something girl screaming into cell, walking at high speed: I am fo real! I am fo real! I need to see revenge, I need to punch him in the face! –14th & 1st Ave Overheard by: Lola beatz Tourists in rickshaw: Are the rocks real? –Central Park Overheard by: Philosopher