Young woman: I don't think hepatitis was a real disease.

–Prospect Park

Overheard by: Lawson Leong

Drunk girl eating "cheese fries" chips: These things don't even try to taste like real cheese. They taste like Chernobyl.

–St. Mark's Place

Overheard by: white horse

20-something girl screaming into cell, walking at high speed: I am fo real! I am fo real! I need to see revenge, I need to punch him in the face!

–14th & 1st Ave

Overheard by: Lola beatz

Tourists in rickshaw: Are the rocks real?

–Central Park

Overheard by: Philosopher