10-year-old sister: Ya know, I'm not eating McDonald's anymore; I'm on a diet. I only eat Popeyes now. –Utica Ave Little boy, high-fiving Ronald McDonald statue: There's my boy! –McDonald's, 2nd Ave & 39th St Overheard by: Juan Chung Gay guy to boyfriend while on line: Unnhh-uhh, you need to stop eating Big Macs… Last nite your sperm tasted like that sauce! –McDonald's Fat mother to soon-to-be-fat kids: You can have a hot dog while we try and find a McDonald's. –Central Park