Creepy skater: I met the guy who played Pennywise the Clown, did I tell you? I was in the psych ward with him. He was all “I'm a computer programmer in actuality.” I'm like, “get away from me, you're creepy!”
Girlfriend: I don't believe you.
Creepy skater: I swear. I swear on all my stickers. –31st & Ditmars