Assertive six-year-old boy to his mother: You need to tell on people because people need to be punished. –6th Ave & 16th St Overheard by: Don Willmott Toddler in stroller, exiting train station: I want to go to Columbia university! –96th St & Broadway Overheard by: Josh Little boy to father: Because after you seduce somebody, the person you seduced… –30th Ave & 42nd St Overheard by: Jeff Stephens Little girl to mother: Are we going to get chocolate chip animal cookies? I need them, I'm so dehydrated! –2 Train