Girl on cell: I work in a spa and I have to wax 8-10 vaginas a day, but it's okay, cause I make a lot of tips. –Grand Central Overheard by: Silvia Suit to another: Makeup on a dozen midgets? That's gonna run a thousand dollars. –Broadway & 205th St Overheard by: Laurie College girl to friend: I'm sorry, blue mascara? Are you a harlot or are you just incurably low class? –2 Train Mom to young daughter: You're not even my child. You don't like getting your nails done. –My Most Favorite Food, W 72nd St