Adult man trying to move young kid along sidewalk: C'mon, daddy just got ass-raped.

–6th Ave & 48th St

Overheard by: Ben

Father to son: I'm a king, not a god.

–Madison Ave & 63rd St

Overheard by: Victor

Dad to his eight-year-old child: Well, the difference between gender and genre are…

–1st Ave & 7th St

White, nerdy dad to young son: Hear that? That's autotune. We don't like that.

–Deli, 181st St

Overheard by: Rose Fox