Girl #1: I want chocolate.
Girl #2: So get some chocolate.
Girl #1: I'm going to get some m&ms. The peanut ones.
Girl #2: But the plain ones are chocolaty-er.
Girl #1: But if I just eat the chocolate off the peanuts, and then throw the peanuts away, then I'm only eating half the calories!
Girl #2: You're stupid.
Girl #1: No! (shows girl #2 the nutritional info on the back of both packets)
Girl #2: Yes. –New York Times Cafeteria