Woman with suitcase: Does this train go to Times Square?
Man: This is Times Square.
(woman with suitcase gets on train)
Man: No… This train goes to Brooklyn. Or something. This is Times Square.
(woman with suitcase gets off train)
Woman with suitcase: How do I get to Times Square?
Man: Just walk upstairs. You're in Times Square.
(woman with suitcase walks upstairs, looks at signs, comes back down)
Woman with suitcase: Does this train go to Grand Central?

–Times Square Station