Man exiting elevator to another: I hope this place doesn't require pants. I hate wearin' pants.

–Smyth Hotel, TriBeCa

Overheard by: Bill Adams

Fashionista: I just got a text from her: "starting to hate all the San Francisco hippies. I want to punch them right in the soy."

–23rd St

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Grumpy man, after children rush into elevator: I hate kids. They should all be killed at birth!

–Pathmark, LIC Queens

Little boy: Sometimes News 12 lies! That is why I hate them… but I still watch them.

–Bus Stop

Overheard by: Emm