Young woman on cell: And the thing about being attacked underwater is you can't fight back.

–6th Ave & 12th St

Overheard by: Gael

Woman on cell: I would like not to be mutilated.

–110th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Flooey

Black woman draped in pride flag: I will punch you in the face! I will punch you all in the face! And you know what it will feel like? It'll feel like a kick in the asshole!

–Grove St, Gay Pride

Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster

Oddly happy man on cell: How are you? (pause) Oh, really? (pause) You punched a girl? (long pause) Well, good.

–23rd St & 5th Ave