Suit to another: She can have grandkids if she wants, but I'm gettin' a convertible.

–24th St & 7th Ave

Overheard by: Eric Smith

Little kid, playing near busy street: I feel like all these cars are coming to kill me.

–Astoria

Overheard by: Jay

Woman: I just had my picture taken by a red-light camera! Am I going to get a ticket?

–41st & 8th

Overheard by: Googsy

30-something woman to another: We were going to move in together and everything, but then I saw how messy his car was.

–28th & Lexington Ave