Drunk guy, sweating profusely and dripping hand sweat onto train passengers seated below him: Oh, oh, I'm 22, I know everything about the world, I went to college, oh oh I'm 22!
West Point guy, trying to keep the drunk in check: Dude, you're 22 too. You just said that.
Drunk guy: I've been 20 since I was 2 years old.
Drunk guy: You wanna punch me? Go ahead, punch my face, see how many thousands of dollars in debt you are.
West Point guy: I'm not gonna punch you, man.
Drunk guy: I'll punch myself in the face!
Drunk guy: Suck a dick. Suck a dick. Suck a dick, swallow the cum, get the protein. Oh, it's so much protein it's like a protein bar. A big protein bar! –7 Train Overheard by: OutReachers