Drunk bro #1: Where the hell are you even from?
Drunk bro #2: Tarrytown, bro!
Drunk bro #1: Tarrytown fuckin' sucks. Ossining, baby!
Drunk bro #2: Anyone from Ossining is a homo.
Drunk bro #1: Da fuck you say?! I'm gunna kick your ass. (turns to friend behind him) Hold my sandwich, bro! –Metro-North Rail Overheard by: I hate this train