Tourist father, illustrating America's obesity epidemic: Where is st. Patrick's?
Guy selling umbrellas, pointing at St. Patrick's cathedral in plain sight: It's right over there.
Tourist father: No, we want St. Patrick's cathedral.
Guy selling umbrellas: That old building right there.
Tourist father: That's not it.
(guy selling umbrellas turns back to St. Patrick's, points, says something unintelligible and tourist and his family happily waddled off in the direction pointed) –Rockefeller Plaza