Woman: That was great, just great. Do you need to go to the bathroom?
Man: Will you keep your voice down? It's embarrassing.
Woman: What's embarrassing? Look at all those people leaving to go to the bathroom. There's even a young guy. See? Over there with the girly jeans? What's embarrassing?
Man: Why can't you just read your Playbill quietly like a normal person?
Woman: What's a Playbill? I don't have a Playbill. You're not making any sense.
Man: It's that thing you've been hitting me with every time you have a question this evening. –Theater Intermission, Broadway Show